What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:49

Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?
Dr No
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why do I want to give up on men?
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why do women change that much more with age?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
USMNT, messy and meek, unravels quickly for its fourth straight defeat - The Washington Post
The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s